1. My Ass
i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry
tyler oakley walks into a bar. i burn the bar down
Hahhaha, it’s funny because you wish I were dead. I get it!
ha ha ha some one dying is so funny. a+ sense of humour!1!! big comedian.. make funny joke!¡!
So I want to help calm people down and stuff, so here’s a bird appreciation post.
Look how colorful this one is
This one is so pretty
LOOK HOW BLUE THIS ONE IS
THIS ONE IS SO FAT
Emus are so weird I love them
Kiwi birds are adorable
This one looks angry
Majestic as fuck
The lack of potoo made me sad, so here:
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
why are people against the ice bucket challenge it’s for a good cause and you get to see all these celebrities in wet clothing clinging to their chests what is the downside why do you not like joy
People with anxiety:
- Know the worry is irrational
- Want to calm down but can’t
- Hate the fact that breathing feels like you are trying to breathe rocks instead of air
- Feel like they are drowning and suffocating. Telling them to just take a breath and calm down doesnt help.
- Want to stop shaking but can’t control their limbs.
- Just plain feel horrible and embarrassed.
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible
i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep